for female voice and piano. Duration: as long as needed to milk the laughs.

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Asked to write a “funny” song for Chicago’s Disquiet Music Ensemble for their January 2015 cabaret show, I set the 24 funniest male online dating profiles I could find through my own research on the app and gems I could find on Google.  Meant for a woman to sing on stage while reading through the profiles on her phone, this song is aimed at an audience of 16+.

Suzanne Hannau and Heidi Joosten at Davenport’s Piano Bar on August 9, 2018.

Megan Fletcher, soprano; Jonathan Hannau, piano. January 23, 2015.

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